The Green Organic Dutchman - Rockstar Tuna

The Green Organic Dutchman - Rockstar Tuna

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THC 23.2% 

Indica 3.5g Dried Flower

Like its name suggests, this superstar strain is anything but ordinary. Rockstar Tuna turns up the volume and tickles the senses with its alluring fragrance, taste and appearance. It’s a hybrid strain that leans on the indica side, but still excites and invigorates like a sativa. The Green Organic Dutchman is one of the few companies on the Canadian market who boasts organically-grown bud in their cannabis offerings. All of their flowers are grown in living soil, with no synthetic fertilizers in sight. They even water their plants with purified rain, making Rockstar Tuna a high-class cultivar worth the ticket price.

Let’s talk legacies. Rockstar Tuna owes its exuberance to Tuna Kush, a legendary strain with roots in the booming British Columbia bud market. Rumor has it, it’s one of the most potent varieties of bud available, and it's universally hungered for across the country. Rockstar, this strain’s other half, is legendary for being wonderfully relaxing with mood-uplifting properties. Both Tuna Kush and Rockstar come together to inspire this strapping strain that never disappoints. 

We know what you’re thinking. This strain smells neither like Tuna OR a sweaty rockstar on a worldwide tour. But it does have an intense aroma with equally pungent undertones. This stench will smack you in the face like a rockstar slapping away on a bass, but never fear, you won’t stink up the room with any unsavory fishy flavors. Fruity, spunky, and spicy, Tuna Rockstar has an earthy olfactory profile that’s offset with a slight tropical twist. Despite its powerful smell, Rockstar Tuna is smooth on the exhale and tastes as rich as the organic soil it's grown in. 

Don’t be turned off by Rockstar Tuna’s tiny buds. The phrase “small but mighty” certainly applies here. These nugs are densely caked with honey-like resin that oozes out underneath its colorful flowers. Criss-crossed with a generous heaping of fuzzy orange pistils, this bud’s just as fun to look at as your favorite artist on stage or a colorful aquarium set up full of fish.


The Effects

Now, this is a mid to high range hybrid, but remember it rocks and rolls toward the indica side. Users report the traditional “hungry and happy” effects after enjoying this strain but surprisingly, it doesn’t knock you out like other indicas do. Thanks to its impressive lineage, it’s a chill bud that can be enjoyed any time of day. Take note, Rockstar Tuna supplies a bit of a creeper high that crescendos as it performs, so start low and go slow until you’re ready to fully rock out.